Please send help, it's so cold's definitions

just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.

Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...

by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017

Fortenut

When someone moans incredibly loud

Janet fortenutted and almost woke up the entire hotel yesterday.

by Please send help, it's so cold September 23, 2018