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Mindwanking
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Mindwanking is the spiritual act of ejaculating without physically caressing
ones
schlong
. Developed by Master Oogway in the 5th
dynasty
.
"Dude I got bored in
Communion
today
so I
just
started mindwanking"
Mindwanking
by
Plazma Brian
February 26, 2020
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