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Mindwanking
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Mindwanking is the spiritual
act
of ejaculating without physically caressing ones
schlong
. Developed by Master Oogway in the 5th
dynasty
.
"Dude I
got
bored in
Communion
today
so I just started mindwanking"
Mindwanking
by
Plazma Brian
February 26, 2020