nukyaler

nukyaler: noo'-kyah-lerrrr,

def. see nukular, nukalar nu' ka' lar

proper redneck lingo for nuclear

Not to be mistaken for a fresh coat of paint, a new sunday dress or dressin' up Bondo on the ol' Rod def. 9.
Jimbo: "Now them dannged Irainians an them Koreyaneeze people up nawth have nukular bombs like us'em folk. It ain't right, Jeff. Next thing ya kno them Messacans ar gonna have one too, an then wur gonna hafta bild a bigger wall. We need ta go ta waar."

Jeffrerson: Sweet Lord, Jimbo! How many times I got ta tell ya, it ain't nukular, its nukyaler... Noo-kyah-lerrrr...! I finnished gramma-school... remember bone-head?!? ...Jesus!

nukular, science, intellegent design
by PlanetBJR December 31, 2010
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Euro pass

1. A relatively inexpensive travel voucher allowing for unlimited usage of the Euro rail and light-rail systems and the local trolley car and bus routes throughout participating European countries.

2. A uniquely old-world dump an American takes after eating the first and subsequent unpronounceable, unknown European meals. Typically released with the loud expulsion of gas accompanied with turd splatter.
Katie: "Man what was that?... 'burble, burble, burble"

Jill: "I know huh... tasted weird, I couldn't even finish mine... 'splat!'

Katie: "Mom told me to ask for an american menu... 'ploop'"

Jill: "Shoulda listened.... 'kerplunk, burble-platt'"

Jan: "What's the hold up?!?"

Katie: "Chill Jan... We're right in the middle of a bodacious 'euro pass'...!

Jan: "What's that...? Yeah, whatever... Were gonna miss the train... Hurry up, and you better have your Euro passes ready this time!"

Jill: "Man... she's such a bitch. Katie... can you pass me some more toilet paper?"

Katie: "More like newspaper huh?? Here you go."
by PlanetBJR January 17, 2011
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