PlanetBJR's definitions

nukyaler bomb

Christian: weapon of mass destruction.

A cleansing tool used as hell-fire, God's Wrath, heathen straightener-outer, sinful science and or intellegent design.

Jimbo: "We should just drop some nukular bombs on them dangged heathens in that oil desert. That'll straight'n 'em out."

Jefferson: "Ya think Jimbo!? Maybe we aught ta drop some 'nukyaler bombs' insted."

Jimbo: "Oh... yeah. That'd be even better."

by PlanetBJR December 31, 2010

American wollup

A method, usually involving force, and sometimes involving the use of a straightener-outer or other such device, eg. a whip, used to bring the sinful heathen to their knees, for prayer, sex, general menial labor, or to pick produce up from the ground.

Jimbo: "Should I give 'em a wollup Jeff?"

Jefferson: "They ar kinda pickin slo today... You go on ahead an give 'em a richeous 'American wollup', ya hear. That'll get 'em inta gear.

Jimbo: "What about her?

Jefferson: "You send her 'round back to me... I'm gonna hafta gitma rod out and give her a proper wollupin' to straighten her out."

by PlanetBJR December 31, 2010