The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.
Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.
by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011
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Ferris Hilton

Cory Delaney, the Australian teen who threw a party when his parents were away, had 500 MySpace gate-crashers and the police arrive, and ended up with a $30,000 damage bill.
"Did you see that Aussie kid who threw that out-of-control party?"

Yeah, he's like a cross between Paris Hilton and Ferris Bueller."

"Ferris Hilton!"
by Pistol Pete Maravich January 17, 2008
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