3 definitions by Pissant Fuckwad
Eugene: Lordy, Yancy, why the hell are you grinning so big?
Yancy: I haven't pooped in eight days!
Eugene: Really, why is that?
Yancy: I killed a couple of bottles of Imodium last week. *wink*
Eugene: Oh.
Yancy: I haven't pooped in eight days!
Eugene: Really, why is that?
Yancy: I killed a couple of bottles of Imodium last week. *wink*
Eugene: Oh.
by Pissant Fuckwad April 24, 2010
The antimatter of Imodium
Rufio: Do you know what happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?
Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.
Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.
Joe: Oh.
Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.
Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.
Joe: Oh.
by Pissant Fuckwad April 24, 2010
Billy: Who's that dumb bitch?
Janet: Oh, you mean that crazy skank on the boob tube that's slathering herself in E.V.O.O. and acting like a imbecile?
Billy: Yeah.
Janet: That's Rachael Ray.
Billy: Oh.
Janet: Oh, you mean that crazy skank on the boob tube that's slathering herself in E.V.O.O. and acting like a imbecile?
Billy: Yeah.
Janet: That's Rachael Ray.
Billy: Oh.
by Pissant Fuckwad April 24, 2010