Pirate Iain's definitions

gayer

Somebody so gay, other gays make fun of them for being a gay.

"You are a right gayer, Sam Evaskitas" - Elton John

by Pirate Iain February 12, 2004

maryqueen

A homosexual.

"A maryqueen! A poof! A shit-stabber!" - Pop (The League Of Gentlemen)

by Pirate Iain February 12, 2004

minge base

The act of touching anothers genitals when they don't want you to. Often happens when they don't expect you to. Minge basing can be either above or below the clothing, however actual physical contact earns more respect from your peers (and a stronger slap from the victim).

"Minge base!"

by Pirate Iain February 12, 2004