Definitions by Pink Chris

Glasgow Briefcase 

A glasgow briefcase is another name for a plastic bag. Cos they can't afford to buy leather goods so they carry their shit in a plastic bag.

Look at his glasgow briefcase, it's one of those designer Asda ones

Glasgow Briefcase by pink chris August 9, 2004

chocolate buttoned 

when your girlfriend is asleep, you put cadbury's chocolate buttons in her ass crack, as the night wears on the chocolate buttons melt, thus upon awakening the poor bint thinks she's shat herself during the night

"oh my god, I think I've had an accident during the night.......i'm so embarrased"

"hahahahahahaha, you just got chocolate buttoned, bitch!!!!!"

chocolate buttoned by Pink Chris April 5, 2004