Definitions by Pillar of Salt

Chobsnocker 

A derogatory term used to signify a dirty old asshole

Guy1: mhmm this donut was really good.
Guy2: YOU CHOBSNOCKER THAT WAS MY DONUT!!!

2nd Example

Elderlyperson: I am so old I need to use a diaper for my chobsnocker's crap

Chobsnocker by Pillar of Salt January 15, 2015

Northern Texas Door Jam 

The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.

Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude

Northern Texas Door Jam by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014