2 definitions by Pillar of Salt

A derogatory term used to signify a dirty old asshole
Guy1: mhmm this donut was really good.
Guy2: YOU CHOBSNOCKER THAT WAS MY DONUT!!!

2nd Example

Elderlyperson: I am so old I need to use a diaper for my chobsnocker's crap
by Pillar of Salt January 15, 2015
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The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.
Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
by Pillar of Salt October 5, 2014
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