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The Big Wank Theory
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A theory that says that
the universe
, life, and
everything
in between is the result of God releasing
premature ejaculation
.
I just
explained
to my
astronomy
teacher about
The Big Wank
Theory and now I am sitting in ISS.
The Big Wank Theory
by
Pickle Richard
October 11, 2019
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