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Fartapalooza

The frequent and seemingly never ending expelling of gas (farts) over a short period of time.

One loud obnoxious fart right after another by the same person.
My roommate's gas is so bad it's like fartapalooza in our apartment.

I had to leave the meeting and head to the bathroom to get rid of my fartapalooza.

Every time I eat burritos, it's like fartapalooza!
by Photo Pilot October 14, 2011
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Shitportunity

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.
The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.
by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010
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