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Welp

(noun)

A 'Welp' is someone particularly helpless and generally pathetic, not to a level that may be a major cause of concern, but enough for it to be pretty irritating for those around them. Welps need to get a grip. Don't be a welp.
Guy 1: Uuurrgh my life is so haaard, my pants are still wet from my shower this morning and are chaffing like mad!
David: Don't be a fucking Welp, Guy 1.
by Phoenix Vormitz August 17, 2020
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Wacking it out

Phrase used to suggest a determined burst of action, similar to "Getting on with it" but with far more *gusto*.
In Maths Class:
person 1: OMG I'm sooo bored of division!
person 2: Okay, jeez, I know its long and hard but I'm just Wacking it out and I'll be done with it in a second. Don't be a fucking welp.
person 1: I guess you're right. Then we can use our free time to masturbate
by Phoenix Vormitz August 17, 2020
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