3 definitions by Phlumpchewus cuboid

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it
Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you
by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020
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A person or object that is very large and/or curvy to the point where they almost burst at the seams.
by Phlumpchewus cuboid January 26, 2019
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