PhineasFogg's definitions

puptent

(noun) The protrusion of the crotch of one's trousers upon arousal, particularly when the owner of said crotch is a fan of the species canis lupis.

Wolfman (sees a sexy woman, pops a puptent)
Sexy woman: You pig!
Wolfman: Duh, wolf!

by PhineasFogg April 21, 2012