Definitions by Phillip James McGuinness

fannochampion 

A Fannochampion is a woman who can fit something as big as a pumpkin in her poon for more than five minutes.

Dude is ure girlfriend a fannochampion

My girlfriends the best fannochampion i can fit my head in there.

fannochampion by Phillip James McGuinness May 14, 2005

dildomuffin 

a dildomuffin is a strange offensive word generaly meaning that somebody has tried to make a dish in a breadmachine and left a dildo in it therefore creating something that resembles a dildomuffin.

shut up u lil dildomuffin

omg u made a dildomuffin

quiet u queef or ill hit u wiv my dildomuffin

dildomuffin by Phillip James McGuinness May 14, 2005