Definitions by Phillip J Brown
coik
1) a transitive verb, only applicable to males, used to describe the act of kicking, hitting, or otherwise causing injury to the groin, specifically the testicles (balls). usually used in the past tense (coiked)
see also knackered
2) a noun describing the unique and unmistakable pain associated with being hit in the testicles, (uncommon)
see also knackered
2) a noun describing the unique and unmistakable pain associated with being hit in the testicles, (uncommon)
1) "My little brother was giving me the shits so i coiked him in the balls"
"I slipped on the balance beam and coiked myself"
2) "I can feel the coik coming on"
"I slipped on the balance beam and coiked myself"
2) "I can feel the coik coming on"
coik by Phillip J Brown December 14, 2008
knackered
having suffered an injury to the testicles
used almost always in the case where injury results from a fall from a beam with both legs going opposite sides of said beam
used almost always in the case where injury results from a fall from a beam with both legs going opposite sides of said beam
knackered by Phillip J Brown January 24, 2007