Definitions by Phill McKraken

crunchy asshole 

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

crunchy asshole by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017