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The act of slinging ones cock over a females shoulder, then proceeding to urinate over her shoulder between her tits, creating a river of urine through her tits.
After he took her home last night, Søren told me that he gave that girl a set of River Tits with a heavier flow than the Mighty Mississippi.
by Phil T. Blumpkin Jr. September 21, 2015
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