Phil Johnson 's definitions

YWML

"You're with me, leather."

The now infamous pickup line used by Chris Berman to pick up a woman wearing leather pants in an Arizona bar.

"YWML is probably the worst thing to ever happen to Chris Berman."

by phil johnson November 25, 2006

rag stealer

A rag stealer is someone who steals rags, breaks the law, and tells lies.

“Victoria, you’re a rag stealer!”
“Ahhhhhh!”

by Phil Johnson May 28, 2018

louisville slugger

when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.

Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.

by phil johnson June 20, 2006