2 definitions by Phil Cleaver

When a lady 'enjoys' her spare time by smearing dog food over her Jurgen Klopper and gets her faithful mutt to lick it up, much to her satisfaction.
"Can't come to Zumba tonight, Tina: I'm going home for some Orlando Bloom and a tin of pedigree chuff"
by Phil Cleaver March 22, 2023
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Any multiple number of lesbians pleasuring themselves over a group video call.
"Loving the nine-inch knobbly Nigel, Tina. It's a great addition to Dikrosoft Teams. Is your audio working OK?"
by Phil Cleaver May 10, 2023
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