1 definition by Peter has no dick

A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!

He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.
helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!
by Peter has no dick April 14, 2005
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