Peter Schimigan's definitions

Wolfetone

A raging monkey who screams to death while having a charlie horse. They exist in the far northern mountains in Ireland where the female Wolfetones beat their men with a black dildo while yelling "jajaja!" to increase their rage.

This wolfetone we caught is trying to tell us that there is a ladder behind us.

by Peter Schimigan August 4, 2010