Definitions by Peter Peterson Petersen

Mongotoed 

AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.

Ew I totally got mongotoed by that big creep.

Mongotoed by Peter Peterson Petersen December 18, 2018

shuttle bus 

When the middle person in a spit roast provides the necessary motion or is jostled back and forward.
Also an ozbargain inside joke.

Is this a free shuttle bus or a free “shuttle bus”?

shuttle bus by Peter Peterson Petersen August 31, 2018