Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Peter Moody

condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

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too much crap; couldn't breathe

said when the bullshit posted on message boards becomes intolerable

After the lengthy pair of exchanges between the two morons, I didn't need to say much just simply tmc;cb.

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agnostic + aetheist, if you're an ignorant redneck republican

I mocked their use of the English language, so they called me an aetheostic.

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