jab up your butt

Say quickly so as to be reminiscent of "Jabba The Hutt". A Proctologist.
Since I am over 40, I have to see "Jab up your butt" every 5 years.
mugGet the jab up your buttmug.

8==> (( /\\\

8==> (( /\\\ means "Fuck you asshole!"
NERD: IMQLRNU!

JOCK: 8==> (( /\\\
Translation:

NERD: "I am cooler than you!"

JOCK: "Fuck you asshole!"
mugGet the 8==> (( /\\\mug.