Unipony

A unicorn at the state of being a baby, like a horse is called a pony. So a unicorn is called a "unipony".

Child: Mommy if a horsey is called a pony, then what is a unicorn called?

Mother: How the hell am i supposed to know?

R.A.U.P. salesman: Its called a Unipony son.

by Petek25 May 30, 2008