Definitions by Pete the Plummer

ass sludge 

what comes out of your ass after taking colon blown.

Thought I'd have to call a plummer cause the toilet was packed full of ass sludge.

ass sludge by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

bloody butt 

When you tard is bigger then your asshole,and rips your pooper on the way out.

After taking that major dump I had a bad case of the bloody butt.

bloody butt by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

straight pipe

When you fart with no underwear on. nothing to muffle the sound.

One night me and my girlfriend were doing 69,and with no warning, the loudest straight pipe I ever heard.

straight pipe by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004