Definitions by Pete the Cat

Jarad Flip 

When somebody tells everyone that they can do something really cool so they gather everyone around and when the person does it, it is not that cool and they kind of mess up.

John jumping off the balcony was such a Jarad Flip.

Jarad Flip by Pete the Cat April 22, 2017

dick scrunch 

The wrinkle of skin ringed around the shaft below the tip. Usually present in large flaccid cocks.

Bro Bryan has hella dick scrunch! I can't imagine how his girl takes that pork sword.

dick scrunch by Pete the cat February 16, 2017