Pete Jones's definitions

Douche Lord

Someone who is such a Douche bag that douche bag doesn't sufficiently describe their level of douchebaggery

George W Bush is the biggest Douche Lord we have ever had for a president.

by Pete Jones April 26, 2008

ass schrapnel

The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.

Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack

by Pete Jones April 26, 2008