Shahzaib

Kindest soul you’ll ever meet. Actually pardoned his way to the front of the line as a sperm cell. Alternate spellings: Shazam, Shabibi, Shababe, Shabeautiful, Shahbangin!

*Shahzaib walks into a room*
Crowd: Shazam!
Jacob: Hi Shagorgeous

by Perro_Grande August 19, 2022