1 definition by Periwinkle Ocean

The age which means in Japan you can legally do the do, in America means you know all the dirty teen secrets, and in my mind means another 5 years of torture until you're free to buy a place to live, a car, delete your parents phone numbers, and actually have a life. Oh how much time there is to go. It is also considered an unlucky number for no good reason and is actually a quite nice number. I associate 13 with a sense of balance, as by turning the three once clockwise and putting it on the one, it creates a balance thing. That is all.
KidinJapan1: "Hey I just turned 13"
KidinJapan2: "so are you gonna bang someone or not?"
KidinJapan1: *long pause*

Kidinamerica1: I'm 13!
Kidinamerica2: so tell me what do you think about Mia Khalifa?
Kidinamerica1: *long pause*

Me: I'm 13. Another 5 years to go. Hooray, I survived 13 years so far in this cruel world!
by Periwinkle Ocean January 14, 2019
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