2 definitions by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor
1) A politician that gets his knob or cock polished by a woman other than his spouse, while holding public office. He is often a womanizer and may use his political standing and influence to achieve the desired tugjob or handjob.
2) A male who is considered an expert in manipulating women into polishing his knob or giving him handjobs.
2) A male who is considered an expert in manipulating women into polishing his knob or giving him handjobs.
1) Some of the most skilled and well known polishticians of our time are Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer and Donald Trump.
2) Tom gets so many handjobs. He’s by far the best polishtician I know. God bless him!
2) Tom gets so many handjobs. He’s by far the best polishtician I know. God bless him!
by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor March 21, 2018
The act of farting in the face of the person behind you while riding up an escalator or walking up a flight of stairs.
by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor April 4, 2018