Definitions by Penny Man

Raunchy McGee 

A person jambs their penis down another person's throat which causes them to vomit on the penis. The penis is then slapped on the face of the person who vomited.

Jodi was sucking me off and she barfed so I took my opportunity to slap her a Raunchy McGee!

Raunchy McGee by penny man April 16, 2009

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump 

Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.

My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.

Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump by Penny Man August 4, 2008