Penn ZeTeller's definitions
Pooritos are what one would call Doritos after someone takes a slam and begins eating them without washing their hands first.
"Shaun, did you wash your hand before eating those?"
"No....do you want some?"
"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"
"No....do you want some?"
"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"
by Penn ZeTeller December 31, 2011
Get the Pooritosmug.