Nutpiss

When you take a piss after masturbating and your jizz is blocking the urinary tract, so it takes a bit more effort to peepee

"Alex always takes so long In the bathroom after we have sex. I think he's been having nutpiss"

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Ciggatine

A new quirky modern day term for smoking a cigarette to get your nicotine.

"I just got this new cherry pineapple flavored vape! It's way smoother and tastes soooo much better than the ciggatine I've been having to use."

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When your asshole sucks air in and causes pressure between your shit and the walls of your asshole

"Damnit jerry what took you so long? That was a 15 minute bathroom break"

"Sorry boss! I was constipated so I had to poopsuck in the bathroom"

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