Penis Mighty's definitions

Rhea Perlman

A shit that is COMPLETELY liquid, with absolutely no solid matter whatsoever. Also known as a Liquiturd. Usually a result of being sick with the flu or a severe virus. Not to be confused with a Taco Patty, which has a more oatmeal-like texture.

"I got the swine flu from Rosalinda, and had Rhea Perlman for four straight days! I almost shit myself twice!"

by Penis Mighty July 17, 2014

Penis Mighty

The state of mind where you have not been laid in so long, you allow your little head to do the thinking.

Chip: "I'm gonna' get laid tonight no matter what!"

Buddy: "Arrrrr! Penis Mighty!"
Penis: "Arrrrrrrrr!".

or

"It's inevitable that I score with the ladies tonight, my friend. Penis Mighty. Penis Mighty."

by Penis Mighty July 17, 2014

Liquiturd

A watery poop. Usually from being sick, but not from bad food.

"I caught something at the Justin Beiber concert, and took a liquiturd in my cubicle this afternoon. I had to request a new chair from Facilities!"

by Penis Mighty July 17, 2014