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When you crack an egg in someone’s anus as lubricant, than proceed to ejaculate. The person squats over top of you and farts the contents back out.
That girl should work at IHOP after that world class, Boonsboro Breakfast Bowl she gave me in bed this morning.
by Pax Wilder January 31, 2026
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