Paula Deen, Ya'll!'s definitions
An adult who is sexually attracted to children. Pedosexuality is a common sexual orientation the world over, but is by no means as common as like-age attraction. Pedosexual tendencies can be identified in virtually everyone, but are discouraged due to Puritan-influenced attitudes about sex that endure to this day.
A minority of pedosexuals are exclusively attracted to children, while the majority are either "happily married" or "celibate." Ideal professions for pedosexual individuals include: Guidance Counselor, Gym Teacher, Priest/Youth Minister, Senator, Pop Star, Party Clown, Santa Claus (Seasonal), and Elementary School Principal.
Slang terms for pedosexual include: pedophile and pedobear.
A minority of pedosexuals are exclusively attracted to children, while the majority are either "happily married" or "celibate." Ideal professions for pedosexual individuals include: Guidance Counselor, Gym Teacher, Priest/Youth Minister, Senator, Pop Star, Party Clown, Santa Claus (Seasonal), and Elementary School Principal.
Slang terms for pedosexual include: pedophile and pedobear.
by Paula Deen, Ya'll! July 15, 2013
Get the Pedosexualmug.