Definitions by Paul Bishop
Johnny on the Spot
Man in nursing home: What the hell is that?
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
Johnny on the Spot by Paul Bishop December 14, 2008