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Mistress Night

The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.
I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.
by Patrick Ransom February 14, 2010
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