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An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu
Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...
by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021
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