Definitions by Patricia Whitespot
Blart
While farting or passing gas, along with the gas being expelled some blood seeps out of the anus as well. Causing you to "Blart"
Josh: Uh-oh
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
Blart by Patricia Whitespot February 21, 2009