Patches O'Stedlihan's definitions

Apres-Dodgeball

The art of a dodgeballer partying appropriately after partaking in the game of dodgeball.

Daisy - "You staying for the apres-dodgeball?"
Sophia - "Does a bear shit in the woods?!"

or

Danny - "Apres-dodgeball is the new rock n roll."
Kim - "Yes."

by Patches O'Stedlihan April 26, 2011

Dodgeballer

Someone who is so damn cool they like to throw balls at each other and dress up stupid, and then get rather drunk in the apres-dodgeball activities.

Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be a dodgeballer...
or
Forget actors and pop stars, I wanna find me a dodgeballer to love...

by Patches O'Stedlihan April 26, 2011