Definitions by Pat Waite

crotch sniper 

An expert in the ancient art of unexpectedly grabbing or caressing a guy's crotch, always performed by another guy. It usually involves homosexual intent from the sniper, followed by blatant discomfort from the victim.

Kev: "Did you see what Joe just did?"

Peter" "I wish I hadn't. He totally just yanked that guy's balls. Looks like he's a Ph.D crotch sniper..."

crotch sniper by Pat Waite July 3, 2008

Subweight 

The amount of weight lost resulting from the famous Subway Diet.

Jared Fogle (Subway guy): "It took me quite a bit of exercise and a buttload of sandwiches to lose all this Subweight."

Subweight by Pat Waite July 3, 2008