Jared Fogle (Subway guy): "It took me quite a bit of exercise and a buttload of sandwiches to lose all this Subweight."
by Pat Waite July 03, 2008
An expert in the ancient art of unexpectedly grabbing or caressing a guy's crotch, always performed by another guy. It usually involves homosexual intent from the sniper, followed by blatant discomfort from the victim.
Kev: "Did you see what Joe just did?"
Peter" "I wish I hadn't. He totally just yanked that guy's balls. Looks like he's a Ph.D crotch sniper..."
Peter" "I wish I hadn't. He totally just yanked that guy's balls. Looks like he's a Ph.D crotch sniper..."
by Pat Waite July 03, 2008