Definitions by Pat Mecrotch

Patch Poke 

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket

i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded

Patch Poke by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004

Oscar The Grouch 

a girl who is trailer park trash that consumes an outrageously large amount of cock but never seems happy about it.....until she has man gravy all over her face

man, them ladies at the nursing home sure are Oscar The Grouches

Oscar The Grouch by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004