1 definition by Pat Gorden, Jordan Brainerd
1) either a previous EMO kid, jock, or a goth...also people who have a hatred for people who do nothing but sulk in their own remorse. see: emo
PAT: Dude, JJ, put down the knife.
JJ: My life is spiraling downwards...i found myself watching oprah AND Dr. Phill on my big screen high def and realized that im tired of being poor and useless...
PAT: Ok JJ, pick the knife back up...I hate you...im now anti-EMO and you're the reason we dont have nice things like world peace!
JJ: im going to write about this to Tina, my diary.
2) In the hierarchy of popularity:
a) Jocks and dinner whore's
b) Gangstas
c) Wannabe's
d) Nerds
e) Goths
f) Foreigners who don't bathe
g) Worms
h) Mimes
i) SATAN
j) Dorks, EMOs, geeks...also metrosexuals and Bi's (pick something you lazy bumholes!)
letters a)-> i) are considered anti-EMO.
Jordan: Dude, wanna go cow tipping?
Butch: Nah, G. I'm gunna go play smear the <insert any group from letter j>.
Jordan: sounds fun! I'll join ya after i bail this hay!
Butch: Neat.
PAT: Dude, JJ, put down the knife.
JJ: My life is spiraling downwards...i found myself watching oprah AND Dr. Phill on my big screen high def and realized that im tired of being poor and useless...
PAT: Ok JJ, pick the knife back up...I hate you...im now anti-EMO and you're the reason we dont have nice things like world peace!
JJ: im going to write about this to Tina, my diary.
2) In the hierarchy of popularity:
a) Jocks and dinner whore's
b) Gangstas
c) Wannabe's
d) Nerds
e) Goths
f) Foreigners who don't bathe
g) Worms
h) Mimes
i) SATAN
j) Dorks, EMOs, geeks...also metrosexuals and Bi's (pick something you lazy bumholes!)
letters a)-> i) are considered anti-EMO.
Jordan: Dude, wanna go cow tipping?
Butch: Nah, G. I'm gunna go play smear the <insert any group from letter j>.
Jordan: sounds fun! I'll join ya after i bail this hay!
Butch: Neat.
by Pat Gorden, Jordan Brainerd January 13, 2006