Pat B.'s definitions

turdsurfer

derogatory term for a close friend who is suspected of having doing the what what in the butt aka anal sex.

Andy is a turdsurfer.

by Pat B. March 22, 2007

Pampers Sampras

When a man serves up his balls so fast and hard that the object of his passion poops her pants.

I gave her a Pampers Sampras last night, and she poopt 'em good.

by Pat B. April 3, 2007