Definitions by Pastor of muppets

Denvahh 

Small, quick and easily agitated animals. Can often be found wondering around wishing they could grow majestic beards like their colleagues.

Have you seen Denvahh, no thankfully.

Denvahh by Pastor of muppets November 20, 2019

cookstown 

A culchie shitehouse known for producing small dicked men who frequently are found to be balding from their teens and riding KTMs. Severe inability to handle drink. Great with sheep wispering.

"Johns from cookstown"
"Aye i thought he looked like a sheep shagger"

cookstown by Pastor of muppets December 17, 2013