Pastor Matthew's definitions
Defined as the religion created from the superior name, by superior beings. To follow the faith of Matthewism, one must pray to the great demi-God; Pastor Matthew, hallowed be thy name. One must also deface a church of Danielism. And only after those spiritual undertakings, will one be allowed into the divine kingdom of Matthewism.
Wow! I just found out that Adam Sandler is a follower of Matthewism! He's my new favorite celebrity! He's the BEST!
by Pastor Matthew November 26, 2021
Get the Matthewismmug. A person who is socially inept and unable to find purpose in life. Every single person who plays the worst game in the world; league of legends.
by Pastor Matthew November 26, 2021
Get the Degeneratemug.