Parsnip Nose John's definitions

Grymphing

The (perverted sexual) practice of sniffing a warm bicycle saddle and deriving pleasure from it. Probably Cornish in origin.

(i) I'z jus' owt grymphing pretty maid's saddles
(ii) There's Nelly I grymphed 'er zaddle last week

by Parsnip Nose John October 22, 2008