Definitions by Parity

David 

a guy who makes girls lesbian

Person 1- David how’s your girlfriend?
David - Uhh. We split up she told me that she was lesbian.

David by Parity April 7, 2022

abomineering 

the act of creating an abomination of engineering design, the product of which generally exhibits grotesquely questionable planning and/or functionality. Often these "solutions" are engineered to solve nonexistent problems.

i.e. something that would make macgyver cringe.

check out this Tiddy Bear I just bought to reduce the seatbelt pressure on my sternum!

wow. that is a feat of abomineering.

see also:
thereifixedit.com

abomineering by parity September 16, 2009